10/21/2009

Yay

It's been a busy summer and fall, full of transition and lots of changes in my life and the lives of people I love. I'm enjoying a for-once-not-totally-drop-dead-busy day. (Though, to be fair, I was up at 5 am and worked 3 jobs so far today.) It's a great day today.... Fall weather, I'm in Romance Mode with a man who is either a serial killer or the man of my dreams, and the 2010 Pinups for Pitbulls Calendar is at press!! 

My Pinups for Pitbulls news, which you can scroll past if it bores you):
I've been working hard and well with some great women from all over the country, some of whom I've been working with for over a year and have never met face to face. These women in Pinups for Pitbulls have really enriched my life and my experience with being part of PFPB. The great news is that we are now officially 501(c)3, with Non-Profit status. I am also now on the board, something new and happily "adult" in my life.

Probably the best thing of the past year has been working with my friend Deirdre, known publicly as Little Darling, PFPB's President and Founder. She is one of my oldest and dearest friends, closer than a sister even, is someone that I really admire. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have cared to get involved in this in the first place, not being a Pit Bull owner. It started out as just me helping out her grassroots, myspace-based, ghetto-fabulous dog rescue calendar and website, tweaking her website in the wee hours on my loud PC about  5 years ago. 

Her passion and energy and spirit, her creative drive and her brilliance with PFPB has made it what it is today, mostly because she has the gift of MAKING people care enough with her. She would probably never allow anyone to gush this way over her, she's just give it right back to the dogs, her team, me.... but I've worked with her for years, now, and there is rarely I time where I have not reached my limit and given out, or given up, or snapped, at some point due to exhaustion, stress, or worry over a deadline, and she is a freaking rock. A rock of molten energy that can exist on like, 3 hours of sleep and still greet the day being beautiful and positive, drive to work, save people's homes from financial ruin, come home, be an awesome mother to her dogs, an awesome woman to her man, and then spend another 5 hours saving dogs, planning events, and drumming up publicity for saving more dogs and raising more funds. It truly boggles my mind.

I guess I'm thinking about all of this because I was listening to her on a call-in radio station plugging the huge PFPB 10/25 event in Philly  this sunday (if you are there, you MUST go to this event, please see the website for details, it's all day and all night). And I was just so proud of her, and so glad to know her and be a part of this with her. It's really been a fulfilling part of my life. Last year it got me through the toughest time in my life, and this year it enhances my total experience as a woman - giving me the chance to use my talent, my beauty, and my brains, as well as my heart for animals and my love for working with people toward a common goal that makes things better here.

This year, in addition to being on the board and Creative Director, I am Miss June, posing with Roxanna the Pitbull from Newport, CA and Trevor "Mister Man" Renee Nanuk.

Look for the calendar after this Sunday, 10/25, on www.pinupsforpitbulls.com (I just revamped the site), or you can just trust that it's going to be Way Awesome and order one now!! The theme of this year's calendar is "A Tribute to Classic Pinup", where 12 lovely ladies and their bully breeds are paying tribute to such classic artists as Gil Elvgren, Art Frahm, Peter Driben, Alberto Vargas,  Al Buell, Joyce Ballantyne, Pearl Frush, and more. As always, proceeds benefit Pitbulls and Bully Breeds in need, and fund education about breed discrinimation and BSL (breed-specific legislation.)

This year we opened the calendar up to anyone who wanted to submit an image, and as a result had about 100 teams of photographers and models submit images nationwide, and many of the images will also be on the website and used for merchandise and prints for the year. That was a fun process, meeting women who love what we do and want to be a part of it, though choosing the images with a team of non-biased people was ROUGH. That part sucked.
At least we will be probably doing things that way every year from now on, so people can submit over and over. And I'm excited to make new merchandise with all the images we have now! Maybe models are sad about not being "calendar girls", but the calendar is just a part of what we do - hopefully later on, when they see us using their photos in promo materials and stuff, they'll feel less "rejected", if they feel that way now...

Speaking of photographers and photo shoots, my shoot with Mitzi of Mitzi & Co. at the beginning of the month to shoot my 2010 calendar month (June) and my About the Designer shot was so much fun! If you would like to get a pinup portrait done or attend a great pinup workshop, I highly suggest you visit her website and contact her! She is a talented, sweet woman with a heart for animals, and she's great at what she does. Being in her studio is like being a kid in a candy store for anyone who loves pinup or playing dress-up. Liz Carrillo did a great job on my makeup and hair, too.  I was just really thankful that Mitzi stepped up, because I had been at my wits' end finding someone who fit with the calendar's goal, and the project as a whole. I'm excited to work with her again, and work with her selling the calendars, beginning with Mooneyes in early December (details will be on the PFPB website).

We also just got our very first grant, which I applied for, from Animal Farm Foundation, to honor our 4-Legged Founder, Carla Lou. Which feels pretty good!!

Oh, and one final note: PFPB will be featured in an episode of a new show on Animal Planet this winter! Visit our website for details.

Toys and Paintings:
It's been a slow few months since everything has taken a back seat to PFPB, but I have been making some toys here and there, most recently a cloned Kitty and some sharks, and this week I am starting on an order for a Christmas stocking of a Cloned Kitty. If you are interested in ordering a christmas stocking, either with a cloned kitty or other furry-friend embellishments, now is the time to contact me to order one or several! Prices run $30 for order of 1-2, more are $20 each.

No new paintings of late, besides a watercolor for a possible children's book but it fell through. Here's to hoping, though, and I had fun with it. I HOPE to do Pitbull Story Books this fall.

Websites:
I've been working on Permanent-Results.com for my sister's weight loss coach and nova-lash business, and mushrushart.com for my amazing ink artist, Seth Mushrush of Baker Street Tattoo in Media, PA. If you would like a website done, please contact me, as I love doing them and can get them done fast; and I work for trade or for competitive prices.

Romance & Recreation:
:) Happy woman here. I think I've done my time....




8/06/2009

Adults R Us

My "wife" (local best girl friend) just moved into a house down the street from me, with her bff of 15 years.

The house is great - huge and roomy, with high ceilings, picture rails, huge yard and patios, french doors...Perfect.... Except for the fact that the previous tenant was color-blind, and painted every room a new shade of disturbing color. Electric-lemon yellow, baby blue, electric blue, "creamsicle" orange; it was like a clown ate a bunch of rainbow sherbet and threw up on the walls. So, before Moving Day, several of us took a group trip to Home Depot to get painting supplies.

That was the day we discovered that, for homeowners, Home Depot is pretty much the adult version of being let loose in Toys R Us at age 5. Not even 2 years ago, Home Depot to me meant Art Supplies.... I used to skulk around in there for the odd piece of wood to paint on, or to help myself to the paint chips to make collages out of. Maybe pick up a plant or two to make it worth the trip.

This time it was a whole new experience.Up and down the aisles you could hear our shrieks of delight:

"Crystal door knobs? Cool!!!"
"Hey, should I paint an accent wall deep Indigo? I'm goin' for it!"
"Woah, a wheelbarrow!"
"Awesome, check out that toilet seat!"
"Wow, a dimmer-switch!!"
"Drawer pulls shaped like horses? No way."
"Hey, they sell hot-dogs here!"
"Check out this mailbox."
"I want that door!!"

I don't think anyone in our party got out of there for under $85.

And, by the way, the house looks fantastic now.

7/13/2009

Welcome to My Mid-Thirties

How about I trade:
  • Spontaneous summer beach trips
  • Spontaneous creativity
  • Painting just because
  • Writing children's books just because
  • Seeing my family
  • Fun outings and social gatherings with a group of local friends
  • Having coffee with Trevor at the cafe down the street
  • losing 10 pounds by cutting back on alcohol in my diet
  • Baking for my 80 year old neighbor
  • dog fostering with a non-profit rescue
  • bouts of localized happiness amid a generalized anxiety about my life
For:
  • Looking at the beach as I circle to find parking, wondering how did it get to be mid-July and I still don't have a swimsuit
  • Organizing creative cocktail parties during which I hang out and socialize and don't make anything
  • Painting only when it has to do with work or donating for an art auction (last-minute)
  • Writing Children's books under high-pressure deadlines only when it has to do with work
  • Being Auntie-Who? that lives in California and is "different"
  • Working blindly until 830 pm on a Saturday and then realizing I was supposed to meet one of two girl friends I have within a 25 mile radius for dinner and she ate already
  • Dragging Trevor at break-neck speed down the block 2x a day while texting and downing coffee
  • losing ten pounds by completely eliminating sugar, fat, & alcohol from my diet, and running myself ragged on the treadmill
  • Buying cupcakes at the bake sale down the street and leaving them in front of my 80 year old neighbor's door, hoping he won't recognize them
  • being on the board of a non-profit rescue
  • bouts of localized anxiety amid a generalized happiness about my life

5/01/2009

Car Wreck Perks

* chance to justify years of monthly payments
* annoying, minor ding in bumper from 6 months ago now moot, since bumper no longer exists
* chance to get some sun and stretch legs in the middle of morning commute
* complimentary premarital counseling from Tow Truck Driver
* interesting tour of body shop
* free coffee and hourly CNN swine flu updates at insurance office
* $500 car wash!

4/30/2009

What the Hell Is Wrong With People??

Gross!

4/22/2009

Creativity










Summer/Spring Projects:
  • light box
  • take more photos with my new camera - learn about speed and lighting
  • bottle garden
  • more toys
  • headboard?
  • bottle chandelier
  • paintings
  • books

Hi. It's been forever.

I just got back last week from my very first adult, non-working vacation. Till now my vacations have mostly either been work-related, work-involved, or family-related, which can be fun but never feels like rest. This time, all I did all week was lie around, wine taste, read, listen to music, cook, sight-see, eat, and shop. It was such a great time, the first relaxation I've had since last April. It was an opportunity for my brain to leave off from Pinups for Pitbulls 2009, to begin my spring, and to get back into caring for myself and my household and my own projects. Time to get to do art stuff again. I bought a whole new set of watercolors, brushes, and tablets while up in Carmel, and am hosting another creative cocktails party on May 9th. I feel emotionally healthier than I have in a very long time, and am taking steps to get my much-fatigued physical self back into great condition.

But apart from a few quick paintings here and there and decorating my bathroom walls with painted flowers, my hands-on, just-because creativity has been almost zero.

I've just been catching up on the blogs and creativity of all my Crafty Friends. One is Audrey, my friend who owns a paperie called Urbanic in Venice, CA (on Abbot Kinney). I went into her shop on Sunday for the first time since last summer, and am just blown away by what she and her husband have accomplished. I was there when they were moving into the store, and now it just blows me away to see what they've done with the place. They have this great bridal lounge where brides can custom order invitiations. It makes me want to get engaged just to have an excuse to sit there and look through all these great books. I picked up a cute journal... I can never resist buying stuff when I visit. I didn't even go in to their clothing store next door, Neighborhood, because I just spent so much on vacation, and everything in there looked super cute. Sigh. Maybe in a few months!

During my visit, their son Javin was running around with this great, fun handmade cape on. Turns out our friend Liz made it for him and dropped it by the night before. Audrey mentioned Liz had stuff up on Etsy, so I wrote her and got the address. I've just spent the past hour looking at all her stuff and am completely charmed and drawn in and inspired to sew and paint and make things this spring and summer. She makes fabrics and shirts and collage/paintings of found objects and prints of paintings... she is my hero this week. I can't wait to buy some of her stuff! I can't wait to go home and make stuff too!

My friend Jessica and I have been talking about bottle gardens this month. I'm excited to get with her soon and make them. Meanwhile, I'm on the lookout for the perfect bottle. There's a great picture of one in one of my 70s plant books. My Bottle Garden Goal is to recreate it.

Finally, my friend Xea in portland has been talking with me about recipes,photography, and how she's been sewing kid's clothes and selling them to local stores. (I'm trying to find a link here of her stuff but I can't... it's very cute and retro.) I'm the kind of person who always thinks that would be a fun idea, but who would never actually get the guts to do this. Maybe in a parallel universe where I live in Portland and don't have social anxiety. For now, I'll just live vicariously through her. She did the photo of her sheep, Napkin, up top, enoying some Sushi.

Anyway, time to sit at my desk and browse Etsy!

xoxox

2/24/2009

The Master of Disaster

I started the Master Cleanse. My goal is ten days. Let's see if I make it to 3.

Overview: The Master Cleanse is that "lemonade diet" with the Grade B Maple syrup and the pepper that everyone has been trying on and off for the past few years, especially in LA. Also known as "The Gross Cleanse", "That Nasty Pisswater Lemon Shit" and "Oh yeah, My Friend Tried That And It Didn't Work."

It combines drinking 6-8 glasses of "Lemonade", with laxative tea at night and the "Saltwater Flush" in the morning... The "Saltwater Flush" is non-iodized salt and water. The idea is, you slam back a quart of that and then you shit your brains out about an hour later, flushing out all the toxins and stuff. You do that every morning, and drink the tea at night, and the lemonade during the day.

Supposedly I'm getting enough calories and nutrients in the lemonade where I shouldn't need food.... and the dizziness, nausea, drunkenness, and horrifying headache pain I feel is because of the toxins being released in my body, not lack of food or dehydration. Supposedly this is good for me.

Those interested in following the progress of someone who hates rules, deprivation, discipline and structure should read on.

The Night Before:
  • Stock up on organic concentrated lemon juice, teas, water.
  • Politely turn down sage friend's advice to do a whole body cleanse with pills, as it has lasting results and is more effective, saying "I'll try this and when it sucks and doesn't work, I'll try the one that does."
  • Re-read The Master Cleanse, suspiciously. Note the typos. Note that the author also suggests putting oil in your eyes to refresh yourself.
  • At home, wash all dishes, clean out coffee maker, throw out all items that won't be edible in a few days.
  • Make a huge vat of lemon juice/maple syrup/cayenne pepper tea. Text friend 14 times about the recipe, being unable to transpose metric or double a recipe.
  • Line up boxes of tea, Sea Salt canister, mugs, and measuring units, for easy access in impending zombified state.
  • Have delicious last supper of Amy's Cheeseless Pizza. Drink apple juice, snorting half of it out nose watching The Office.
  • Curl up with a disgusting mug of Chocolate Flavored "Smooth Move" tea, making a face.
Day One:
  • 6 AM - Drink the saltwater. First gulp: "Mmm, salty!" Second gulp: "Wow, that's like, salty." Third through sixth gulps: "So this is what drowning in the ocean is like." Seventh through tenth gulp:" BLEEEECH! Who the fuck does this to themselves?" Eleventh gulp: "That wasn't so bad."
  • 630 AM - Fill empty apple juice bottles with tea, so as not to be Obviously On A Cleanse
  • 7 AM - Drink tea, walk Trevor, nervous about suddenly shitting self. Bring extra bags.
  • 730 AM- Back in the house... nothing is happening... fret about hour long drive to work with loaded bowels.
  • 745 AM to 9 AM- Shit fucking brains out, shower, get ready for work.
  • 9 AM to 10 AM - Drive to work, weakly.
  • 10 AM- Arrive at work with splitting headache. Hate everyone. Smell hashbrowns, somewhere. Resent the person eating them.
  • 10 AM - 5 PM Drink tea, hate life. Hate everyone. Want to pull head off of neck because it hurts so bad. Unable to concentrate. Shit brains out.
  • 6 pm - Drive home, zombified, attempting to sing along with radio to cheer self up.
  • 7 pm - After lurching around the block with Trevor, fall dead asleep, completely exhausted.

Day 2:

See Day One, only add this:
  • Become increasingly psychotic, and lash out and everyone, for everything that they ever did, or are ever about to do.
  • Note horrible, terrible taste in mouth and increasingly severe flu-like symptoms
  • Read websites on side affects. Note symptoms match the "severely toxic" examples.
  • Wonder what happens to people who eat steak 3x a day.
  • Attempt to blog, typing out things that are barely coherent.
  • Feel helpless as motor skills deteriorate before blurry eyes.
Day 3:
  • See Days 1 and 2 through 11 AM
  • 11 AM -After several anguished emails to a friend who has successfully completed the cleanse for 16 days, give up.
  • 11:30 AM- Order vegetable soup.
  • 11:45 AM -Weep openly when it arrives.
  • 11:45 AM - 1 PM Slowly and delightfully enjoy the Best Soup Ever made. Ever.
  • 1 PM and On - Return to normal, with a new grasp of the word "gratitude".
  • Fix blog.
  • Research cleanses that involve pills.
  • Browse recipes for delicious soups to make for dinner.